I do because I'm Winston Churchill. Brian holds up a "Butterfinger" candy car. She also used to have a crush on anchorman Tom Tucker, but it ended after she discovered his vanity and selfishness. Hey, let's play a game called "I never". We have the same dad, lardo. He, he, he, he!
Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone.
Out of all the members of the family, her father Peter abuses her the most, however he is shown to actually care about Meg in various episodes, such as in " Meg and Quagmire " when he goes out of his way to prevent Glenn Quagmire from having sex with her, and in " This Little Piggy " where he tries to get Meg out of a foot fetishism business objectifying her for men's sexual amusement. Oh, yes, how clever, Lois, to leave a child with a plastic bag that he can suffocate himself with. No, I crashed out about an hour ago. I wasn't being cute. Our next guest is Barbie… Cut to a life-sized Barbie doll in a chair.